First – Steve, this is a top-secret sneak preview… how the hell did you already hear about it?? (We love your intro song, btw!)

Second – we’re still in shock about your friend getting tied up and thrown in a dumpster! When did this happen??

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Oh – and if you have something we should know about, send it to our editor. If we like it too, we’ll post it and let you know!

Thanks again! XoXo

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