These guys mean business. They’re always working on new posts for you, kicking-ass around the office, romancing lady squirrels, harassing the delivery man and yet somehow still manage to do it all while looking this good. It’s amazing.

Murdock – base jumping at the office
Murdock is an adrenaline junkie with a heart of gold. Somehow he picked up an Aussie accent in his travels, although it suits him perfectly. (still kind of odd since he’s from Michigan).

Our paths crossed on a white-water rafting trip in Colorado where he was our guide — we’ve been friends ever since.

Jack – attack mode
This is the only known picture of Jack. We’ll update Jack’s bio as soon as we’re recovered from our last encounter.